Have I indentified a new species?

This post is slightly tongue in cheek and while my exposure to this species is rare once back in Control Section in the 90's

It's been rumoured for some time that there lurks among us a new breed of human.  Predominently male - they have a wide range of habitat but their behaviours are similar and easy to recognize once you've established their genus.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you - the teflon.

The teflon is always very well dressed and if you are up wind of him you can scent the powerful aroma of deadwood.

Teflons are powered by copious amounts of alcohol and junk food.

The teflon feigns intelligence,

The teflon hunts those alongside and below him, he will sacrifice them to the people above him,

The teflon gives destructive criticisim never praise.

Teflons have a hero complex they break things so they can rush in and save the day.  Teflons also have the reverse midas touch so someone else will have to clean up the mess they have created.

You can injure a teflon but it only takes three months for them to heal.

The teflon has a chocolate coloured nose.

And as his name suggests he can deflect blame from himself onto hard working co-workers.

Teflons destroy morale.

If you discover a teflon, do not approach them, teflons hate to be ignored.  Ignore a teflon today you'll be glad you did.